The Fesivus dinner has been served and now its time for The Airing of Grievances. Its time to lash out at others and the world so they know how disappointed I am. So instead of writing on the fridge with permanent marker, I've compiled a list on my blog...
- Slow drivers from michigan ( I'm fully aware of my punctual error however I making a statement by not capitalizing the M in michigan)
- People who complain about their job. You're lucky to have one so zip it.
- One Up'ers (example: Me: I saved up and just bought a new laptop! ...Them: I have a Mac book Pro and a huge dong)
- People in a bad mood. Don't take it out on anyone, its childish. Be nice. Is it that hard?
- This country's health care system. 'nuff said.
- BBW's. There is a name for them?!
- People who think they are God's gift. Look I'll get you a Burger King crown to wear around so everyone knows.
- Hang overs however the movie is completely opposite, which happens to come to DVD 12/15. Get the Uncensored Extended Mega Triple Platinum Directors Cut only at Best Buy (plug) where I buy all my Sega Genesis game cartridges...Best Buy (plug).
- Dwight Schrute. Well I guess its more of a jealousy issue.
- People from michigan.
Sincerely,
Drake "The Dark One" Rockatansky
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