Chris Brown, Spit The Dummy

This poor battlers most resent statement...""While I respect Rihanna's right to discuss the specific events of February 8, I maintain my position that all of the details should remain a private matter between us," he said in the statement. "I do appreciate her support and wish her the best." ... Basically saying that this sheila shoulda kept quiet, while hes grinning like a shot fox. I don't wanna be called a tall poppy but the best thing for this bloke is to say hooroo...

Baguette is Politically Correct

*Update - 'ol Rocks gotta apologize for this one mate, turns out it was a "BAGuette" that caused such a ruckas in the Hadron Collider. It makes more sense that a banana bending bloke shut down the LHC than a flyin chook with some chow.